The New Mariner Mascot

While I wait for the Mariners to sign Ben Sheets to a below-market contract, I'm generating ideas for a new Mariner mascot as I'm just sick of the Mariners being represented by a caricature of a European Elk.

So here are my ideas, and I welcome suggestions. Once we get to about 50, I think I'll send it to Jack Z along with a nice little thank you letter and maybe a new turtleneck for the guy.

• The bottle of Rainer beer
• The Eddie Vedder
• The Kingdome
• The Ivar Haglund
• The Floppy Disk
• The Ken Griffey Sr.
• The .com
• The Chief Sealth
• The Joint
• The Jim McDermott (not intentionally put after the joint)
• The Weedle
• The PI Globe
• The Barista with a Masters Degree
• The Smith Tower
• The Dan Savage
• The Ferry (not intentionally put after Dan Savage)
• The Sir-Mix-A-Lot
• The 787
• The Jack Perconte

What else?