|My practice swings are impeccable|
The M's have picked up Gabe Gross on a minor league deal with an invitation to Spring Training.
Where Jody Gerut was somewhat ho-hum, Gabe Gross is, well, eh... his Mother thinks he's damn handsome!
There was something to write about Jody Gerut other than being a pretty good outfielder. Gabe Gross is a pretty good outfielder.
Okay, really - Gross is known as an awfully good outfielder, he's 31, and once in his career has had a decent bat. Oh, man, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit because that's the most positive thing I could think to write.
So Gabe Gross. Mariner outfielder. Maybe. Please, no.