Biggest Assholes, An Incomplete Mariner History

Kevin Mitchell - he reportedly cut the head off of his girlfriend's cat.

Carl Everett - headbutting an umpire and publicly embarrassing Jamie Moyer are probably enough.

Jose Paniagua - reportedly beats women. Not nice.

Jose Mesa - I don't know, he threw at little O every time he came to the plate.

Sterling Hitchcock - you don't question Lou Piniella when he comes to take you out of the game and then whine about being traded later.

Randy Johnson - he kills birds.

Scott Spiezio - you can't hit .064 for 30 games and then criticize the organization for dumping you. And you're a terrible musician, by the way.

Jeff Cirillo - unapologetic about collecting his paycheck after falling to pieces as a Mariner.

Milton Bradley - TBA.

Frankie Rodriguez - he did something, I just don't remember.

Ken Griffey Jr., version 1.0 - bent the M's over the table when he painted them into a corner, only allowed to negotiate with Reds. Now he's older, wiser, and a better tickler.

***updated***

Great suggestion of Al Martin. See Paniagua. Don't hit girls. It's not nice. Bonus to Al Martin for having two wives, of course.

Couldn't Happen to a Nicer Ex-Mariner

...who disparaged the organization and the town after he left disgraced by his .064 batting average.

Okay, I really don't wish this on anyone, but I guess I just don't really feel sorry for him. I mean, you're a millionaire (with a really stupid red patch of chin hair and a crappy, crappy-ass band). Call a freaking cab!



Who can watch this video without laughing out loud when Spiezio walks up to the microphone like Mr. Tough Guy? What an ego-maniac. His wife might be hot, but at least he's a horrible musician and almost as bad on the diamond.