So after the Byrnes deal, word is the M's are still shopping for a DH/1B RH batter. Here's the list of free agents that fit that bill and the beer that I'd use to describe them:
Rich Aurillia - Rhinelander. It has been around forever. You've tried it once and now you know you should never try it again.
Tony Clark - Coldcock. There's some pop in there, but really, it's mythical.
Nomar Garciaparra - Miller Genuine Draft. When I was younger, this beer seemed like it was the best. And now it's horrible. I never even give it a second thought.
Ryan Garko - Manny's Pale Ale. I'm not a huge fan, but if it's the only micro available, I'm ok with that.
Mike Jacobs - Heineken mini keg. There's a lot of it, it doesn't seem to ever go away, and yet the more you have of it, the more you realize just how awful it is.
Kevin Millar - Moose Drool. There was a time when it was good, but everyone has surpassed you now.
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Looks like we just signed a pitcher of Mannys. Never too early in the week to celebrate Garko!
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